Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,700 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (155/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 14/24 (480/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 4/11 (115/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/60 (15/395 points)
Open the 1st present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!
Open the twenty-ninth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
Open one final gift...
What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?
...and a very denominational Hanukkah!
Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote
It's cooked! In a good way!
Find Blade the Hedgehog
Find the impostor!
Meet someone sweet~
Meet a sky traveller
Find Bitey
Take them to see the world
Listen to the box's whooooole story
Help someone out
You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office
Meet Ponyboy!
Find Project 154
Play Triple Triangle!
View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon
Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"
Read "Times Up Santa"
Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.
Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"
Read the latest Cooper Bullet
Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic
Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration
Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen